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Thursday 26 June 2014

#BreakingNews: 25yr old Boy Attempts Suicide After Breakup.(read the note he dropped)


My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing still happened. I ate cake and chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die.


I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice wit Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. What should i try next ?

He he he*** Good morning to you.

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